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Fireworks / shitbags

There must have been 3 people stood next to me at Manchester’s Platt Fields on Friday night who were holding up their Blackberries to record the fireworks show. I honestly cannot think of a bigger waste of time than recording, … Continue reading

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Penny for the guy

It’s the half-term holiday, and close to bonfire night which can mean only one marvellous tradition

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Only 2 months to go!

Do you ever wonder what happens to all the chocolate rabbits they don’t sell at Easter? I guess we’ll never know. Anyway, here’s a chocolate reindeer, just in time for Christmas.

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Abi Titmouse

A fun mascot, seen at Band On The Wall.

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Congratulations Lisa & Neil

I went to a wedding this weekend- it was a lovely, posh, very English affair in a tiny church in the Oxfordshire countryside. Congratulations to the happy couple and thanks for a smashing day. Here are a few of my … Continue reading

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Useless tat

Useless kitchen gadgets Part 1 Tune in tomorrow for part 2.

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In the City

Every year there is a music festival in Manchester called In The City. This is the first year I’ve bought tickets for it (£29* for gigs over 3 days) so I’m not really sure what to expect, but it’s right … Continue reading

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News

My Kiwi friend Jo was asking what the deal is with English newspapers last night. Whenever she opens the front page she doesn’t know if she’ll be looking at the latest stockmarket prices, or Stacey from Dorking with her tits … Continue reading

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Countryside Attractions

Some people think that nothing happens in the countryside. They could not be more wrong. Look at this crowd for example, I wonder what exciting event they could be looking at?

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PROOF OF THE CONSPIRACY

Since coming back to the UK, we still order Chinese food in Chinese. There’s three reasons for this really- 1) It freaks out the staff at the restaurant, and is funny. b) Everyone makes up their own stupid english translations … Continue reading

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