Indian Takeaway

The Daily Mail would have you believe that back in them olden days, you could leave the door of your tent open and nobody would plunder your booty (not gay code).

Total nonsense of course. This ornamental dagger with jewelled scabbard was confiscated off some youths in India around 1800. They’d have had nicked your wallet off you in an instant whilst some horrible scrote made an etching of the whole scene on his phone.

Also the music they listened to was just wailing

Also the music they listened to was just wailing

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4 Responses to Indian Takeaway

  1. MSG says:

    The unrotated photo is below your station

  2. King Badger says:

    The first ever crime in the Kingdom of England was committed on the 15th of August 1567, coincidentally one day after the first Irish immigrant ever arrived. The Daily Mule has been researching this for camels’ years and it must be true.

  3. Swiss James says:

    MSG- calm down sugarlips, I’ve sorted it now I’m on a computer

    King Badger- a black day for our golden isle

  4. WoAi says:

    Black day? I thought we were talking about the Irish?

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